Tallapoosa_Snu

Those cop assholes. Just a nice stranger wanting to take him out for soup and a sandwich, maybe chill and watch some cartoons, then maybe a blowjob and anal sex, and all of a sudden he's a criminal? psh. Thanks Obama.

I'll follow up. Definitely something from the mall. This is one of those "oh shit the zombies suddenly showed up" situations. And to mix it up a little, lets assume the zombies can slowly climb ladders, but not quickly, and there's only one ladder. Think zombie ladder defense.

but long term, you're gonna run out of perfumes. I would have gone with blunt object. But I'm not the mall cop here.

I've heard a lot of thoughtful, insightful answers... it just wouldnt be reddit unless there was at least one story about an idiot who tried something stupid.

That actually wouldn't bother me too much. As a Hawks fan, I spend about half the game screaming at Josh Smith for taking threes. Dude. Stop. Please. For the love of God.