Taodeist

I once heard two kids tell our teacher if they killed themselves they'd get to meet Jesus faster.

She DIDN'T correct them.

I did ACE from 1st to 12th grade. Prior to it I had a condescending kindergarten teacher who drilled into our heads "The happy way is to obey".

The happy way is to obey The happy way is to obey...

My friend once snuck in a loaded baked potato to an IMAX.

I was fascinated with astronomy by time I hit 5th grade and for some reason the vast distances of the universe clicked with me. That line in Hitchhikers guide about how big space is? I understood the weight behind that.

But I wasn't allowed to bring my secular space books to school and discouraged from talking about it. They were... very efficient at crushing my curiosity with fear.

Well, here's how I see it. You boys get wind a job down south of the border. Simple job really. Just fly into Reno, pick up the goods, and then drive it back north. But the Reno 911 Sheriffs Department is tipped off to a dangerous Canadian drug gang coming into town. So they're on high alert.

Throughout the movie you boys keep running into each officer over some minor things. Taillights out, robbery at a fast food joint you're witness too, so on. Each time though through a comedy of errors you all keep getting away from the oblivious cops. This makes you feel invincible which means you start taking crazier and crazier risk while down in the US, because it turns out, US cops are dumb. All the while the Reno 911 guys are too preoccupied with finding this crazy drug gang to care about some friendly Canadian tourists.

The possibilities for character interactions are epic. Julian having to outsmart Dangle. Wiegel and Bubbles talking about their cats. Junior and Ricky getting overly patriotic about their homelands.

At the end you boys make it home safe (or not, whatever) and the Reno 911 officers have their daily meeting in which they talk about the only Canadians they came across were these three weird guys who kept breaking laws, but somehow never got arrested. And just end with Thomas Lennon giving that awesome look of realization "Oh fuck... it was those guys! Fucking Canadians!"

I posted this idea once on reddit before. The response was on the lines of "I WOULD WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THAT"

Also, if you guys are in Seattle, Wa again you should totally swing in to Scarecrow Video cause they are still rocking the TPB love.