Tarijeno

You guys missed out on a real opportunity to call it "2pertroopers".

For some reason that looks like a proof-of-life photo. Shouldn't you be holding up a newspaper with today's date on it?

Hey, me and nine of my buddies are planning on robbing The Bellagio, but we need an acrobat who can fit inside a rolling cart and do a standing backflip inside a laser-lined bank vault. You in?

Okay, I'm going to find someone with talent and have them embroider "Cowboy the fuck up! - John Malkovich" on a throw pillow.

Karma's a bitch.