The740

In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

"What is the difference between capitalism and communism?"

"Capitalism is where man exploits man. Communism is the other way around."

Probably the ex-wife.

At a May Day parade, an old babushka holds up a sign that says, "Praise Comrade Stalin for my happy childhood."

A kommissar approaches the old woman and screams, "How dare you mock Comrade Stalin! The smallest child can see that when you were a child, Comrade Stalin had not even been born."

The old woman responds, "Why do you think I had such a happy childhood?"

Two men are sitting in an NKVD holding cell, and after a long pause one asks "What are you in here for?" The other man says, "Because I praised the works of Karl Radek." The first one says, "Impossible; I'm in here because I spoke out against the works of Karl Radek!"

Suddenly they hear a sound from the corner behind them. They turn around to see a shadow that they realize is a third man, who clears his throat and says, "And I'm here because I am Karl Radek."