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TheGreatPastaWars3836 karma

One of my biggest aspirations in life is to be able to eat an entire turkey without chewing.

TheGreatPastaWars1775 karma

What?

Gif courtesy of /u/StickleyMan

TheGreatPastaWars1742 karma

You seem pretty ageless, too. You guys can join a supergroup with John Stamos where you fight crime through music, skating, and exceptional beauty.

TheGreatPastaWars1051 karma

Ugh. Next thing you're going to tell me is that you're some sort of rapper.

TheGreatPastaWars741 karma

She's so rugged that her 5 o'clock shadow results in a full mustache.