TheGreatPastaWars
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TheGreatPastaWars1742 karma
You seem pretty ageless, too. You guys can join a supergroup with John Stamos where you fight crime through music, skating, and exceptional beauty.
TheGreatPastaWars1051 karma
Ugh. Next thing you're going to tell me is that you're some sort of rapper.
TheGreatPastaWars741 karma
She's so rugged that her 5 o'clock shadow results in a full mustache.
TheGreatPastaWars3836 karma
One of my biggest aspirations in life is to be able to eat an entire turkey without chewing.
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