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My last name is Gilbert. Thanks for making everyone call me Dilbert.

What’s the deal with all the blurred out beavs’ in the Asian porn? I’m here to masturbate not be censored. Also, if you know Esperanza Gomez, can you tell her I said “Hi”?

I’m 32 and I grew up watching Seinfeld with my dad. I was just over his place last night watching it with him and my son. (He’s 2, so he was just playing with a bunch of the sticks he collected from outside) My dad’s birthday was last week, would it be rude to ask for you to wish him happy birthday? His name is Tim. Also, you had mentioned the parking lot attendant was possibly your favorite non-main character. Not to be rude, but how was it not the moil!?!? That’s what I like to know.

Hello.