TheRedGerund

You know what he meant. It's surreal to think stuff like this goes on while I decide what type of cereal to get at the supermarket.

There should really be artisan drinks that aren't alcoholic.

Seems like the implication is that those would be code violations if he was a business. Not sure though, just speculating.

food science college bowl

heh.

wish I had more paperwork to do so I could type on it more

Okay, now I know your boss is reading this.