The_First_Throwaway

LOL I think that's an instinctive male reaction. I told my 10 y.o son about it and he did exactly the same.

OK. My family came to visit me this morning as I was preparing to leave the hospital and he asked what happened. He knew I'd had surgery and he asked where so I said that I'd injured my penis and they'd had to cut it open to stitch it up. At this point his face wrinkled up and he lost interest in any further info!

Generally I tell my boys the straight, honest truth. Both my kids were worried about me so I wanted them to understand exactly what was going on, I didn't want them thinking I had a brain tumour or anything.

I must admit there is an element of fuck yea about it.

LOL yeah nothing is allowed. I think I even need to avoid hard-ons for a couple of weeks if possible. Too bad my dick has different ideas, I think he's enjoying being wrapped in a bandage a little too much ಠ_ಠ

My ultrasound image is here