Tin-Star

I just imagined two hitchhikers repeatedly snatching $5 back and forth between them forever.

Me too, but I don't think they are "for girls". They're for everyone who could benefit from reading about adolescence from a girl's perspective.

MY EXPERTISE: The Struggle to Find Five Copies

I assumed the blobs were suggested as the dichotomous alternative to a vagina. I didn't even think of autocorrected "boobs"...

Careful! If she gets killed by a Balrog in the Mines of Moria, she'll come back as Skyler White.