VAShumpmaker

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VAShumpmaker611 karma2019-08-08 16:17:15 UTC

Did you make the Beak Things? DID YOU MAKE THE FUCKING BEAK THINGS YOU ASSHOLE!?

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VAShumpmaker427 karma2017-03-16 19:28:50 UTC

I had pet rats. I do not doubt that they could open a bottle, fetch a glass, and pour vodka over ice.

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VAShumpmaker174 karma2019-08-08 20:28:50 UTC

Ok ok. But is it twice as many beak things or double-beak things?

Because I'm OK with it either way, but I fear for Beep...

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VAShumpmaker98 karma2016-10-25 20:22:13 UTC

I wont say i guessed the complete ending, but i knew something was up because of the clicking text message interference sound. My PC speakers used to do that about 2 seconds before i got a text in 2010ish.

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VAShumpmaker54 karma2017-05-11 00:53:21 UTC

Doubled the pool, but WAY more than doubled the odds =p

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