Volraith

A lot of tattoo artists will do it for free. I'd call around and at least ask.

Never thought I'd be watching a pilot explain how they pee in flight today 🤣.

Work shirt? My skin smells vaguely like "italian urban cheese."

Hey Maria, love your stand up. Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

I'm not a doctor, but I bet it's hard (heh) for your body to get enough blood to both of them.

Have you ever gotten dizzy/headache or anything from (I was going to say "an erection" but,) erections?