Wazowski

"Dick transplant"? I believe the clinical term is an addadictomy.

Did you hear about the time a bunch of hobos broke into CES and fucked up the exhibitors' displays?

Oh, wait. I'm getting mixed up again. That was Gizmodo.

Does Ted suffer some disfiguring accident and then emerge as Narrator Ted?

I'm a chef. I'm going a year without food. Next year I will be back with new and shocking insights about cooking.

Rampart without trackballs is not Rampart.