WhiteHairedWidow

"Hey my sister has the same thong you're wearing. Isnt that funny?"

Who was the most intimidating inmate you've come across? And what were his past charges that got him in that position?

We need a guy like this for our president.

Question: "Are you in favor of equality?"

Candidate: Yes

audience applauds

Question: Do you want to legalize marijuana?

Candidate: Yes

audience applauds in uproar

"Haha just kidding. She doesnt wear any panties!"

Isn't that what all politicians do? They speak to the audience in very broad terms and dont give details about what they want to do at all. They normally don't even tell the truth which is annoying.