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Ziazan660 karma

reverse it entirely

feels like we only go backwards

Ziazan241 karma

I used to be stupidly tickly. And now I am again.

But for a while inbetween, I just wasnt. Someone tickled me too much and wouldn't stop so I just sort of completely gave up and suddenly it wasn't tickly. And that made me sad.

Ziazan175 karma

non-compete is ridiculous and shouldn't be a thing anywhere.

Ziazan114 karma

Hit the actual knee with a hammer and you'll probably just shatter it or something.

Ziazan85 karma

So essentially a thought out gift of carnations is "you're dead to me."