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Well, no need for cheese at all! There is a simple pizza called "marinara". Just dough, tomato, garlic, oregano and oil.

sonofabitch! that's how i ate my cafeteria pizza when i was a lad--that fake cheese was so disgusting. and they laughed at me, those stupid, ignorant 90s american kids from the east coast... i feel a little vindicated that even some italians eat pizza that way.

FOUND JEFF BEZOS'S SECRET REDDIT ACCOUNT.

are you ever afraid there may be at some point, or is your area relatively safe?

what precautionary measures have you taken to ensure against harassment from the local authorities and/or the local criminal element?

yeah dont mind the americans who think everyone and everything exists in america.