amoebaslice

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You'd be broke?

Well, you've got one thing right: you're utterly clueless.

Oh, yeah, and also living in fear that their entire family for three generations could be whisked away in the middle of the night to live out the rest of their days tortured and starved in a labor camp should the government suspect them of not worshipping Dear Leader with the required amount of terrified enthusiasm.

Other than that, their lives are just like ours.

An honest AMA after they leave the country? Yeah, that's not happening. You don't do an AMA from North Fucking Korea if you value truth and honesty and you have any intention other than promoting DPRK's official propaganda.