aryst0krat
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aryst0krat1903 karma
That's a silly thing to say! There's nothing preventing you from being a great partner other than the limitations you set on yourself. :)
aryst0krat1307 karma
*busts the door off the hinges*
"I know you were looking for fuck, but... God dammit. Okay. Shit... Just... Don't move. I'll be right back."
*leaves, pulls door back into the frame*
*tries to kick the door over, hits the frame instead*
"Ow, shit!"
*door falls over*
*stumbles into the room*
"I know you were... looking for sex, but..."
*room is empty*
"Not again..."
aryst0krat2418 karma
Cool to see an honest answer to something like this.
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