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bevisvs1028 karma

Dear Allie, I just woke up at 5:50am (my time) in order to ask you a question but I can't think of anything funny / original / brilliant enough to ask you to ensure that you'll want to answer me / notice who I am / say something that makes me feel special and loved.

What should I ask you so that your answer will hit all of the above points?

Your friend and mine, Bevis.

bevisvs196 karma

I love you in a totally-not-gay-yet-not-totally-NOT-gay kind of way, man.

bevisvs106 karma

You sweet-talker, you. blushes