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Have you ever gone into an out-of-control hot dog feeding frenzy and had to be restrained by friends and family from eating all of their hot dogs?

Please describe how you got into character for this. Did you draw on your past experiences by means of method acting? Did you reflect on famous historical figures from the past and how they coped with their gas-based plights? How many takes had to be done before the scene was truly performed to the satisfaction of the director? Was George R.R. Martin on site to give his perspective of how the scene should be done?

Inquiring minds desire to know, good sir.

Certainly. First I must notify Hollywood: Winter is coming.

Your extraordinary response places you in the annals of acting history on a level equal to or greater than Marlon Brando. I thank you and fully endorse you for the part of Smaug in the upcoming Hobbit movie, not only for the voice but for the physical playing of the character as well.

Your father is quite the creator of adages. Do people within earshot of him burst into laughter when he comes up with these great lines? Have you ever considered hiring an artist and making a series of comic books about him?