booboothechicken

Thank you for doing this. For the better part of 2007 I was stationed in Afghanistan, spending most of my time in FOB's. I entered a deep state of depression while I was there, which later formed into PTSD. At night I would reflect on my marriage that was falling apart, my son growing up without me, and the deaths I am responsible for.

My only solace in those dark days was my $30 RCA mp3 player filled with your words. There is no possible way I can express my gratitude for you saving my life on countless occasions. I truly believe I would not have ever made it out of there without them. I've been to many of your shows, but I've never attempted to seek you out knowing that I wouldn't ever be able to get a word out in front of you, I would just break into tears, and that would be uncomfortable for the both of us. Hell I'm crying just trying to type this.

I'm sure you already know what an impact your art has on many people, but I just had to give my personal thanks. Thank you - I love you.

http://imgur.com/a/GCWkY Two of my tattoo's. I know they're your words, but we live our lives by them.

"You got any promising leads or..."

"Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll, uh, just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!"

How many girls have dropped trou specifically due to cube solving abilities?

Wow, this needs more attention. This AMA is literally just a commercial for his practice.

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and John Schnatter, I would shoot Schnatter twice.