bro-away-

Your company's intranet only works on IE.

Bam. Sold.

As a fellow web dev, I only use IE for testing websites and only use Bing for porn.

I have so many Bing rewards points. When I cash them in I'm going to splash Bill with the wake from my yacht.

My face when he wrote 'ask me anything' and not 'ask me almost anything'

This is the first time I didn't have to sit through a commercial for the answer.