bumblefuck

When you finally do shit, it will hurt. A lot. I shattered my pelvis in a car accident last year and didn't poop for six weeks. Six. Fucking. Weeks. When the time finally came to release the hounds I tore my butthole so bad blood was freely dripping into the bowl. The best part? The stubborn baseball-sized turd got stuck on the way out, and I had to pull it out with my motherfucking hand. There I am with a shattered pelvis, a torn and bleeding asshole, and my hand covered in a cocktail of blood and shit. I cried.

Yeah, that's pretty dark.

Shit. The toes on my right foot are curled due to massive nerve damage from a car wreck, and now I'm worried they might not be able to fix it. Do you remember why corrective surgery wouldn't work?

He collects unemployment and uses the proceeds in accordance with his whimsy.

Glad to hear your nerve damage healed up. Thanks for the response, I wish you the best of luck in life.