burnt_mummy

Don't be a tease! You know we all want to hear about a suicidal seagull

Haha the logic of birds is so simple it's hilarious! The reaction to a potential predator is to flee, but since it couldn't fly fleeing means death, the instinct to flee is greater than their instinct to live.

how likely is something like that to happen so long after injury, without major medical intervention, or even with? if with what would it be?

Didn't know Danny Ricardo played American Football.