car_talk_lackey

I think the expression you're looking for is "faces for radio"!

The head of our Working Mother's Support Group, Erasmus B. Dragon, of course!

The first few weeks I recorded that one, my brother laughed every single time, like he had never heard it before.

You're supposed to steer in the direction of the skid... so if you can see the ass-end of your car coming over your left shoulder, you'd want to steer your wheel to the left. But the mistake everybody makes is to over-correct. So of course then it skids in the other direction...

The best way to learn how your car acts in a skid is to actually put it into a skid, in some icy parking lot sometime, and just practice.

Of course once every car has stability control though, you can just sit there, send a text, "I'm skidding!" and let the car sort it out for itself.

A marriage counselor.

And there's always a plane ticket home.

Untrue! We made zero for many years! Until an exponential increase, and we started getting $10 or $15 a show!