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Crittens.

NO!

I have a few questions for Watson:

1. It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
2. You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
3. You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
4. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Watson, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Watson. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
5. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Hi Dale. What does Lenny Dykstra smell like? Growing up going to Phillies games, my Dad would always point out Kruck at 1B and say "he keeps a cheeseburger in his back pocket." Can you confirm?

I just wanted to say I think you may have created the greatest video game tagline of all time: "Loving father. Caring husband. Secret octopus." I've sent the trailer to so many people today and the response from all of them is has been 'This looks ridiculous and I must play it.' Thanks for taking the time to make a game that is rooted in pure silliness and joy.

Oh, a quesiton. Were other Cephalopods ever considered for the role or was it Octopus all the way?