concussedYmir

And maybe there really is a lost puppy, in which case you get the satisfaction of helping an isolated hermit find a cherished pet

I know how to write code In a bunch of languages but I surely don't feel like I know them.

This is normal.

Let's just say that if StackOverflow ever goes down, so does the software industry.

Aussie spotted.

• 2010 - A horde of thirty-five (35) hamsters
  
• 2011 - Concert recording of 2Unlimited performing their hit song "Get Ready For This" on Betamax tape with Japanese Karaoke subtitles
  
• 2012 - A lead zeppelin

I [...] use a trackball.

You're an engineer all right.