dsutari

I don't recognize you without Artie's miserable, desperate look on your face.

Can't breathe, can't poo, dude.

coming from an extreme left, atheist, San Franciscan

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/3597543_o.gif

Did you marry an American? (read: white guy)

Fuck yeah - hair can always be cut off, dyed, changed and started over. Terrible tattoos are the biggest regret.