dubblechrisp

Mister Torgue,

In honor of this momentous occasion in which you have graced us with your explosivity, I humbly ask for your assistance. I would like to experience your story, but have a lack of funds. To better convince you that I deserve your assistance, here is a picture of a shirtless man playing guitar while kicking a rhino in the balls in front of a big ass explosion.

I doubt MS has released any pricing information to retailers yet, so any price listed--accident or not--is probably not representative of final cost.

Probably removed because he's "internet famous." Stupid rule.