fauxmosexual

I swear this is a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanna. You didn’t call her afterwards. She cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?

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Do you have a superhero origin story? Some grave injustice you witnessed or done to you that showed you the wrongfulness of evil perhaps?

You created a game which directly inspired Minecraft, the breakout indie hit. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that without your work, Minecraft would never have happened and Notch wouldn't be a literal billionaire right now. Do you have any regrets or resentment about missing that boat? Have you have any kind of relationship with Notch?

Since Australia has unfairly stolen the credit for making you, I'd have thought you'd feel an affinity with the pavlova?