geronimotattoo

Yeah, that's Habitica. Such a great app!

Seriously, my ovaries skipped a beat and I don't want to birth kids.

How can one tell if blood is IN the stool without a poop knife?

Wow. Thanks for sharing. I legitimately had no idea.

I want to know more about the poop bags. What are they made out of? How much do they cost? Do they come in bulk?

Did you end up getting 2nd degree chemical burns because of the acidity of the... poop? Like, I don’t know what’s going on there. I’m assuming it has to do with digestion — like, is your stomach dumping into your bag? I’m so ignorant, I’m sorry.

Also, and this might be hugely inappropriate, but your butt plight reminded me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM

I’m sorry things are rough for you right now, friend.