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gotsmartz167 karma

"FIX MY PHONE, IT WON'T TURN ON"

"Sir, this a hot pocket."

gotsmartz153 karma

Let's team up, we can call it something with "highPhone"!

DEAR NSA, I'M ONLY KIDDING.

gotsmartz37 karma

Did coeds ever flirt with me in hopes of getting a free phone fix?

Yes.

Did hot coeds ever flirt with me in hopes of getting a free phone fix?

No.

gotsmartz32 karma

I can usually fix buttons without replacing parts, but I need to find replacement parts for cracked screens and such. Finding reliable parts is terrible, by far the hardest part of the job. I have to stay up at like 3am to talk to suppliers in China who know English at a pre-school level. I got a Christmas card sent to me from a supplier in June.

gotsmartz29 karma

Yes I can, bring me all the electronics in your house, I'll buy you anything you want at 711.