hanginwithfred

People still want to eat all of the delicious foods while getting to boast at parties about how vegan they are. God help you if you ever come across a vegan who does crossfit, they’ll never shut up.

Professional cook/chef here. Can I ask...why? Like if you don’t want to eat animal products, fine. But all this technology, protein synthesizing, lab-driven stuff isn’t food. It’s Soylent Green. If you want to be vegan, just eat plants, they’re delicious. If you want to eat animals, eat animals. They’re delicious. All the processing is what’s ruining food in America. Just eat real fucking food, everything in moderation, and you’ll be fine. This frankenfood stuff is gross. Change my mind.