howdareyou

Seriously, Google made the right call. OP needs to just shut his fucking mouth, nobody owes you anything. Another AMA about this guy's life? Reddit, who the fuck cares?

http://www.alufoil.org/alufoil-and-microwave-ovens.html

Conclusive evidence that aluminium foil packaging can be used safely in microwave ovens has been established by a study from the Fraunhofer Institutefor Process Engineering and Packaging IVV in Freising, Germany.

Suggestions from the manufacturers:

LG: "Strips of aluminium foil (which block microwaves) can be placed over the corners or edges of square and rectangular foods to prevent those portions from overcooking. Never use too much foil and make sure the foil is secured to the dish or it may cause 'arcing' in the oven."

Panasonic: "Small amounts of smooth aluminium foil can be used to SHIELD joints of meat during defrosting and cooking by Microwave, as the microwaves cannot pass through the foil, this prevents the parts shielded from overcooking or over defrosting. Take care that the foil does not touch the sides or roof of the oven, as this may cause arcing and damage your oven. Aluminium foil can be used for Convection cooking."

Don't you dare open those fucking cashews they're like $18.

thankfully you can fap to both.

stupid europeans have been squirting water up their asses for years. and then you come along and revolutionize the entire ass cleaning industry. unreal.