ifeelstabby

A few years ago you did a road trip show where you had a Twin Bing® candy bar and thought it was disgusting.

Have you had one since and realized how utterly wrong you were?

Looks like Assange isn't the biggest attention whore in this

How do you decide whether to give me 29%, 30%, or 31% off a purchase? Can I ever get 32% off? Because I would totally buy your product at 32% off.

Asshole. You're making the rest of us look lazy.

Starfish are the bottom feeders of the sea. They do nothing but steal food from hard working sea creatures. Why are we trying so hard to save them?