jackjack27

Would you rather be trampled by 100 turtle sized horses? Or one horse sized turtle?

Have you ever worked at a haunted house?

I know. I might get "Bloodshot Eyes" from starting at the computer so long… yea, that's all I've got.

So how do I know the chicken I'm buying is free ranged? I buy frozen chicken breast that advertise on the box "free range chicken" how can I know for sure?

I feel like cuddling would be tough with the tiny hooves kicking your toes