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"Huh? Wuh, where am I? Oh god, this hangover hurts like a bitch. Oh, har har guys. Come on, where are we?"

At this point, turn your head towards Earth (as you will have a camera on your helmet no doubt)

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"HOW THE FUCK DID I GET ON MARS? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!""

Fifth highest on Reddit itself. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/all/top/?sort=top&t=all

But yeah, he's awesome.

Don't. For the good of your health: Don't.

This is hilarious.

OP is ridiculous. He's filing charges because he has issues which no-one else knew about (scam); he's trying to act as if he was illegally jailed because even though he was rightfully jailed, he was actually going through other means to keep his kids safe (drug tests for someone else... What?). This is just ridiculous.

It's like getting told by the government to pay taxes or end up getting action taken against you, then deciding to buy a house and give it to your local MP. Like sure, there you go government! I'm helping you out! Even though I haven't done what you said, I'm now completely free of charges, right?

I have a very limited knowledge of the US law systems, but is this not what OP's doing? Just making completely bogus and irrelevant complaints and labelling them as illegal?

Aye, Sean and Alan joked about Sean being sucked into a black hole beneath his desk.