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johnnybluejeans51 karma

Oh shit, this may be the only time my username has ever been relevant!

Speaking of my username, I was playing Modern Warfare on Xbox Live recently and some kid kept calling me johnnyqueerfags. I didn't have a comeback. Any advice for the next time someone calls me that?

johnnybluejeans42 karma

Hi guys!! No questions, but my wife and I wanted to share a photo of your newest and littlest fan! Is she the cutest or what?

5 weeks old and ready to rock!

johnnybluejeans40 karma

I guess it depends on if that 3k is before or after taxes. Also, I'm assuming "one of your more well known fine dining restaurants" is probably in a place like LA where the cost of living is significantly more expensive than the national average. Couple that with some student loans, a car payment, insurance, rent.. things get tight quick.

johnnybluejeans31 karma

They were in #warez

johnnybluejeans7 karma

Thanks!! Can't wait to see you guys on tour! Grandma will be watching the baby though. :)