knightjohannes

(¡ɐʎ uo poob ˙pıp noʎ ɥɔıɥʍ 'ǝʞıɥ uʍo ɹnoʎ ǝʞıɥ 'ʎןsnoıɹǝs ʇnq) (؛ uoıʇɔǝɹıp buoɹʍ ǝɥʇ uı ʇɐ ǝɥʇ ǝuop ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ɯǝǝs noʎ ʇnq 'ʎɹɹos

But you should just start with just the tip of that. Just see how it feels as an anvil first.

Having worked at the park and the ski resort for many years, I can honestly say that while I had fun at my job most of the time, your upper management were dicks. You did anything and everything to save a dime, you (the company) fucked me over on benefits more than once (Oh yeah, work this many hours and earn THIS... but then, the fine print).

Watching the company get bought and sold and bought and sold was a running joke and remains that way today. Everyone knows your family is a bunch of jersey scheisters out to make money anyway they can and avoid responsibility at all costs. Your sister's a downright cunt, too. Nobody liked her. Fortunately, I rarely saw your fat-ass around there, but your sister? Cunt. With a capital C all day.

You hired foreigners who couldn't speak enough English to make your other employees be sure of a safe day. Moving countless heavy things with people who didn't speak the same language led to multiple injuries. Then the dominicans would get all upset because we'd yell at them for injuring us. "Well, that's the staff you have, make it work... " was the response from the shit management.

Enjoy your next scheister scam, scammer.

On the positive side, I've zero regrets for getting free drinks all day long while underage. I have zero regrets for loaning out the keys to the keg room in Water World. Zero regrets for wrecking one of the grand prix cars after hours.

Enjoy the gates of hell when you get there. Pops will be there to welcome you!

Other than "The formula is incorrect" - how do you feel about Jonathan Coulton ?

He admits that the formula in the song is inaccurate. And he knows. And you don't have to tell him. ;)

Find yourself in Maine and I'll host you, feed you and give your delightful cocktails. Totally serious. Thanks ;)