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Hey Cliff, it's Max Scoville from The Destructoid Show.

I drunkenly suggested this to you at GDC, but when are you gonna make a line of functioning NERF guns based on weapons from various Epic Games? I want replica Flak Cannon that shoots Ballzooka balls and a Bio Rifle that shoots Nickelodeon Gak. Basically what I'm asking here is can you use your fast fortune to do an real-life HD remake of my childhood?

Also: Jazz Jackrabbit reboot in Unreal 4? Fortnite's looking like a playable Pixar movie, when are we gonna get some bunnies up in this motherfucker?

Also also: You seemed impressed with the Oculus Rift VR headset. Any plans to like, do stuff with it? With your games, and shit?

(This is the closest I'll ever get to actually interviewing you because I know you're still mad about that time I took a shit all over Gears and Bulletstorm.)

Scott, it's Max Scoville from Rev3Games. Quick question: when you take off your glasses, do you look like Michael Keaton? Because I was watching Jackie Brown and Michael Keaton would totally look like you if he put on your glasses.

Also, hi Mitch.

What's it like working with Max Scoville? Can you get him to do an AMA? I love his hair.

MAN, FUCK YOU NICK. I WENT SHOE SHOPPING WITH YOU LAST NIGHT.