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Gordon, I would love to turn your attention to some of the top rated creations on my subreddit, /r/shittyfoodporn and ask for your expert critique. What do you say?

• Chicken nuggets on a bed of microwaved mac n' cheese. Served with a shooting star made of ketchup and ranch sauce.

• Layered Bologna Cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing.

• Cold, leftover Red Baron pizza stack. Served with greens and a ranch drizzle.

• "Chicken Checkers". Chicken nuggets served with ketchup and a pickle flower garnish.

• I made the scrambled eggs blue because I've never seen blue scrambled eggs before and to be honest with you, I wanted to see blue scrambled eggs.

• MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: - No food left in the house. I present crushed ice with sriacha.

As you can see, our subscribers are a highly creative bunch. Hopefully their culinary skills will skyrocket them into ranch dressing stardom. You can find these and more over at /r/shittyfoodporn.

Thanks!

Edit: Thanks for the triple gold. Too bad he didn't get to see this, maybe you guys can tweet him or something, I'm sure we'd all love to see his thoughts.

Next time.

Dan, I am the creator of /r/shittyfoodporn. How do you feel about my sub as someone who enjoys garbage food?

I'm gonna ask a difficult follow-up question.

I love Rayman too but why is he seemingly completely excluded from the Mario/Rabbids crossover? Him and Mario both have roots as platforming mascots so it baffles me that he is nowhere to be seen.

You're so confident about it it makes me giddy with excitement.

Based off of what you guys are saying it's more than likely the guy on /r/games is full of shit.