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lolzergrush858 karma
Technically, the original NES game used a sprite that would switch arms depending on which way you faced, so yeah, up theirs.
edit: Thank you, person who gave me gold. And to the teachers who told me in the 80's that I was wasting my time playing NES all day, up theirs too!
lolzergrush604 karma
Welcome to reddit!
According to your wiki page that you have a titanium eye socket. Let's say a defense contractor offers to "upgrade" your eye socket with an experimental new technology, no strings attached. Assume you can control it completely and conceal it at will with no maintenance issues. Which of these would you pick and why?
Ocular laser pointer.
Infrared vision.
Night vision.
Undetectable camera with 5 TB internal SSD implanted in your skull.
X-ray vision.
Projector that can display 3-D holographic images of miniature K-pop girls dancing on any flat surface.
Bio-electrical USB outlet (burns 100 calories to charge a typical cellphone).
Hand sanitizer dispenser.
Or is there some great idea I'm missing?
lolzergrush362 karma
What about a butler to help you manage your $849M?
I'm a great cook if you like ramen and eggs
lolzergrush1544 karma
Oh, stop being such a Grammar Na....um oh sorry never mind
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