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hello, my name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

TL;DR: We don't have a way to track anything, we hope large content publishers will add our tracking code because net neutrality, despite it compromising their user's privacy. AMA

Nurse Edna!?!?

You're not being realistic, there is no incentive for major news sites to give you their data, it will never happen.

It's even more worrying if you do manage to get it on some blog, because your collected data will be biased as fuck and honestly I don't think you have the know how to extract any useful insight from it, but you'll definitely milk it for the PR.

Prove me wrong but I suspect anything you publish will essentially amount to a clickbaity headline and some p-hacking to support it.

They don't actually have any data to speak of, because no publisher large enough to see hits from govt employees is going to use their plugin.