misplaced_my_pants

Tobias was always hands down my favorite character.

This and changing campaign finance reform are the only hopes we have of achieving a functioning and effective democracy that gets voters what they want.

I'll be that guy: all chaps are assless.

This is assuming that the duck and horse are of a similar level of sentience. Same "order of magnitude", if you could quantify such a quality.

You and your mom should write a book. You've got all you need for a great memoir.