mollymcbutter21

A warm rubber doesn't concern me. (I should put that on a bumper sticker.) I would be more worried about a condom that had been sitting in the back of your car for a few weeks in Moosejaw, Canada in the dead of winter. I can see that thing shattering into a thousand lambskin splinters right when you penetrate your German Shepherd's anus.

YOU PEOPLE ARE HATERS AND SINNERS AND DON'T YOU DARE CRITICIZE MY FROZEN RAVIOLI!! SOMEDAY I WILL HAVE A HUMAN BABY AND WE WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH!!! anyone? anyone?

Moonburner, I totally get where you're coming from. I still haven't seen TOP GUN because I got so sick of everyone telling me how great it was. It has become an irrational obsession, not seeing TOP GUN.
However, for many years, I didn't see GREASE for the same reason. Then Steve Lemme dragged me to a revival screening, and I thought it was a blast. In other words, get off your fucking high-horse, hit the bong, and watch it.

How did a non-question get upvoted to the top? YOU PEOPLE ARE BREAKING THE RULES!!

At my age, honestly the only advice I can give you about girls is that you have to wipe their bottoms away from the vagin so you don't accidentally get poo-poo in their vagin.