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I feel like hot sauce competitions are at least six times as dangerous when you're naked.

Oh my God. That is exactly what I meant by that question. I love it.

I might be too late to the party, but what's the most satisfying story you have of challenging an aspiring bar patron's sexist assumptions?

Ursuline academy? More like ASSuline academy!

Jesuit? More like Jus' you wait here while I get the lube.

Oh man if I actually was Catholic I'd feel so guilty right now. Also terrible puns probably do not help you do your job.

What sort of government would you like to see in Iraq? The sense we get here from the media is that no one particularly misses Saddam, but after that we just hear vague noises about democracy from the media.