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poekoelan25 karma

Not to be crude but a professional ballerina friend of mine told me that ballet companies are basically "incestuous fuckfests." Is it similar in Cirque? Lots of intra-company boning?

Edit: nevermind, you already answered that question.

poekoelan19 karma

Quietly files this idea for next book signing...

[KIDDING! KIDDING! TOTALLY NOT GOING TO SURPRISE KARATE-CHOP YOU!]

poekoelan8 karma

Are you from northern california? Or do they say "hella" up there in Vancouver as well?

poekoelan6 karma

Not that it's any of my business, but are you, y'know... gay? Cause some of your funniest shit is when the bros start making out passionately or whatever.