profstophouse

i forgot you had a lip ring...

i'll hang up and listen...

she should be happy i wasnt fucking nobody on that damn bed!

the only thing wrong with your mom is she didnt tell you what happened.

believe it or not, ive never taken him to plan parenthood. i just make sure he takes "the day after pill" every morning. he hasn't gotten pregnant yet!

i DO put on one of the best live performances, dont i?

edit: if you regret a song youve put out, youll get locked up over making new ones. my SUPER old shit sucks, but what u expect?