renesisxx

My god. This is so much fun. I did this several years ago. If people are interested I'll try and trawl through the 10,000+ responses I have stored away for some of the best nuggets of gold.

tl;dr: Most men are retarded. Ape-like retards who send either one word messages or 4000 page diatribes about how they are not good enough for any woman to ever date them. 99.9% of them have no understanding of the written word.

OK, I'll start posting some. On some of them I'll write my critique too. I'm very happily married now, but I used to date a lot of women, so I have a little experience with women.

From: deportiivo (deportiivo@talkmatch.com)

Date received: May 26, 2006

Subject: I AM LOOKING FOR MY SOULMATE F OR MARRIAGE

SWET GIRL I AM GONZALO,YOU NG HANDSOME , SPIRITUAL INTELLIGENT ROMANTIC AND PASSIONATE doctor in medicine LOOKING FOR SOULMATE FOR MARRIAGE AND CREATE A STRONG HAPPY FAMILY WITH CHIL DREN i am vegetarian i dont smoke , dotn drink , dont do drugs , ebcouse i practice YOGA AND MEDITATION TO BEMORE SPOIRITUAL and better person , see my profile and if i am the persaon you want for marriage please write tomy email

This one doesn't need any critique.

David -

I think most who play games don't remotely know how tough the industry is. Late nights, publishers being life-sucking worms, endless QA. All I wanted to do as a kid was write video games. The reality was horrid and I quit.

So - are you still in love with the games industry? Did you ever think of throwing in the towel?

OK, I'll ask it - what if we don't hit the £1.25m?