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rivalius132074 karma

I've an idea for a movie, hear me out.

So, a guy breaks both his arms...

rivalius13295 karma

Does the bromance with Danny Pudi continue off screen?

Please say yes…

Also, I caused a disturbance in a small Spanish town doing the Spanish rap at 7.30am while drunk off my ass. Thanks for that.

rivalius13214 karma

Yea, but we didn't get pity handjobs from Colbert.

rivalius13166 karma

I'm torn between that and my morning wank...it was a pretty good one...

rivalius13163 karma

While masturbating? Exclusively.