robertwhitmer

Were you close at all with Harris Wittels?

I loved him on the CBB podcast and his brilliant writing work. He will surely be missed.

So I can't speak for turtles (or any animal for that matter, what do I look like? An animal whisperer?), but my sister's fiancee just a few days ago tried to bring back a small crab from vacation in Florida. He put sand and water in a yoohoo bottle and put the crab in. I had warned him several times that the crab would certainly not make it.

He checked the luggage and twenty or so minutes later as we were eating breakfast in the airport they called him down on the intercom and told him that he is not allowed to bring a crab on the flight. They said they'd take him to the beach to let him go, but I think we all know that beach == the trash can.

got heem